Zombie Killer
Cairo, EgyptPosted 8 years ago193Applicants for1 open position
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We are dying for a passionate, hard-working zombie killer, who will desperately and persistently contribute to our eco-friendly zombie-eliminating agenda. We expect nothing short of terror-inducing dedication.
If your overall zombie-killing count is less than 2500, please discontinue reading this post.
Duties and Responsibilities:
- Murder zombies promptly and consistently.
- Terrorize sufficiently and efficiently.
- Come up with creative zombie-catching methods.
- Come up with creative zombie-killing methods.
- Dominate the post-apocalyptic scene.
- Maintains safe and clean working environment conditions by complying with our procedures, rules, and regulations.
Job Requirements
Qualifications:
- Ready for immediate hiring.
- Ability to be terrifyingly creative.
- Ability to be horribly angry all the time.
- Be an expert in both melee and projectile weaponry.
- Obsessed with Twinkies.
- Experienced in managing projects in complex and multicultural environments.
- Has strong knowledge of the cowboy look and knows how to wear a proper “real deal in Brazil.”
- The first rule: Cardio!
The following is a plus:
- Previous experience in ghost busting.
- Attention to Detail.
- Ability to work flexible hours.
Please note that if you don't answer the screening questions, your application will not be taken seriously.